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TAG! Just how bad are YOU?

June 3, 2008

Okie dokie playmates. I have been tagged. I have to say it was actually an honour and thrill to be tagged by another blogger friend as I have never been tagged since I started blogging almost three years ago!  Over three years?? Dang, I don’t even know. But the excitement was surreal and I didn’t take lightly this great honour bestowed upon me by the lovely YankeeChick! I almost feel like a virgin when they finally ‘get some!’ I have to honor it and tell everyone!! So to you YankeeChick, thank you so much for taking away my virginity! (In blogging terms of being tagged people. Don’t go getting smutty and reading anything else into that!! Sheesh!)

So since I’m tagged, I guess the rule is I have to tag 5 of you as well!  And, since we’re having all this schoolyard game fun time, I decided to give the folks I tag something specific to do.  All of you who are so lucky to be tagged by me need to do the following Assessment of Morality with attached Fines that received from my dear friend Feather in Portland.

It’s simple.  Attach the following in your blog and state the total fines you have been assessed!!  You don’t have to state the specific fines you have been charged, only the total.  And for the other readers today you can play along too and state your total fine assessment in the comments section!  I WANT to know just how bad some of you are!!  I was shocked completely shocked that me, angelic and of superiorly high morale standards, got such a high fine.  Something truly must be wrong with my addition skills I think.

The total fines possible is $1030 buckaroonies.  What pray tell did I get??  I must first beg ask my mother if she is reading this to walk away from the computer!!  Oh forget that.  She knows most of what I’ve done anyway I am pretty sure.  Well this little Shippie got $770 in total fines! (the crowd gasps in disbelief!)  And no I did not have that one at $100 assessed.  Yikes.  But I know there is no way I’m the only one out there with a result that high.  I’m sure there are plenty of you out there higher, and I’m sure even more of you significantly lower.   Will you be so bold to claim just how morale you are??  Or aren’t??  Below is the list and fines.  Below that is my list of people tagged.  And just so you know why I chose who I did it was quite simple.  I picked those of you whom I’m betting score higher than I do!  So if you didn’t get tagged this time around you can assume I think you are just as bad as me but I could only tag 5 people are just an innocent angel who does nothing wrong!

SIN———FINE ASSESSEMENT

Smoked pot — $10
Did acid —
$5
Ever had sex at church —
$25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you —
$40
Had sex with someone on Facebook — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican —
$20
Vandalized something —
$20
Had sex on your parents’ bed —
$10
Beat up someone —
$20
Been jumped —
$10
Crossed dressed —
$10
Given money to stripper —
$25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed someone who’s name you didn’t know —
$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work —
$15
Ever drive drunk —
$20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk —
$50
Used toys while having sex —
$30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before —
$20
Went skinny dipping —
$5
Had sex in a pool —
$20
Kissed someone of the same sex —
$10
Had sex with someone of the same sex —
$20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend– $20
Done oral —
$5
Got oral —
$5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving —
$25
Stole something —
$10
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars —
$20
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome —
$50
Had sex in the wild —
$20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex —
$25
Had sex with someone 10 years older —
$20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time —
$50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it —
$25
Went streaking —
$5
Went streaking in broad daylight —
$15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool —
$5
Played spin the bottle —
$5
Done something you regret —
$20
Had sex with your best friend —
$20
Had sex with someone you work with at work —
$25
Lied to your mate —
$5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good —
$25

And the lucky tagetts are:

  1. Rosie
  2. YankeeChick (back atcha baby! and I KNOW you will score higher!)
  3. Gina
  4. MomontheRoof
  5. The lovely Ms Hiss
  6. GeekBoy (I’m hoping this will get you to update!)

And yeah yeah.  I picked six instead of five.  So what?  My game, my rules!!  TAG!  YOU’RE IT!!

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14 comments

  1. Dammit, I am such a baby. I only got $285! And I am being ENTIRELY honest!! I guess that’s what happens when you get married at 22. *sigh*


  2. I only got $130 and some of those fines are ANCIENT!


  3. I had to laugh that I was your first choice! But I only was assessed $685 in fines! Then again, I don’t use Facebook, so if it said “had sex with someone you met on the internet’, then I would have had to say yes.
    Hell, even if it said, “Had sex with someone on THEIR face”, I would have gotten a fine!
    If it said “did acid OR ‘shrooms” then I would have been nailed again!
    So if I interpret loosely, because let’s face it, being loose is more fun, then I would have scored $740! Also, it should have a place for having sex with someone 10 years younger, not this “27 with under 21” shite, but I gave myself a fine for that anyway.

    Now, if I had stolen something, or actually been booked into the jail the night I was arrested, THEN I might have given you a run for your money!


  4. UPDATE: I was informed that some of these questions weren’t fair to someone like me…given the fact that I’m a lesbian. Well just so you all know…when I took the test I actually changed those questions in my head to reflect “the same sex”. It doesn’t matter however, as I still got nailed with the fines!


  5. I tried Shippie, I really did………I wanted to whip your ass on this one, but alas I only scored 625. I’m sure if I ever meet you in person, my score will go way up! Cuz, I’d probably end up getting arrested and going to jail. That’s what I meant! ahem….

    And to our buddy Blue, I say….you’re young yet. There’s plenty of time to rack up some of those points! Hee hee…..


  6. I got $180. I thought I was badder!


  7. Question, do you get fined multiple times for the same transgression? Like, say, f’rinstance, (And I’m not actually insinuating anything here about myself or others) “Had a threesome” or maybe “Had sex on your parent’s bed”?

    See, the way it stands, you can only go up to about $1000. But if you get fined multiple times, then the sky is the limit! Just askin’ is all!


  8. Oh Rosie Rosie. It’s a one time fine only. Good lord….if we got fined multiple times for multiple transgressions I would be jumping for joy that my score was ONLY $770 instead of feeling like a complete heathen right now!!


  9. Hee hee… I thought I was a whole lot worse, but I only had $305! I guess that makes me relatively moral!?!


  10. Oh and the only reason it was that high is because I was a bartender… of course I got drunk at work or worked while drunk!! Good times indeed…too bad it was $50 fine though! lol


  11. $345 for me.


  12. Right then, I did this (a few days ago, so I forget the precise amount) and ended up with a piddling $750 or so in fines. Which clearly makes me far less sinful than you (or thou), miss shippiekins. However, I must echo miss rosie’s ponderings, since I fear from my responses that I am an habitual RS — i.e. Recidivist Sinner (who possibly should be jailed for my own — and others’ — good). Also, there are, like, billions of things that AREN’T listed there that I’ve done, which I suspect are actually far more sinful. What kind of puritanical blinkered minds write these “Sin Assessments”, I wonder? Finally, this is clearly a culturally biased assessment list since I doubt I’ve ever even MET a Puerto Rican in my neck of the woods (outside of a touring production of “West Side story”, perhaps), let alone bonked one. I’m trying to think of a more accessible Oz cultural approximation to substitute for Puerto Rican, though — how about “New Guinea Tribal Warrior Wearing Feathers, Furs and Shells”? Love, R xxx


  13. Well, I wasn’t tagged – but couldn’t resist. Damn, I finally beat Miss Hiss at something. Umm, this is considering winning, right? $975. And I wouldn’t exactly call him my significant other’s BEST friend, and I was in solitary confinement so…… Rats. Speaking of which, is everyone leaving DLand? Whatup?


  14. 455 here. Surprised?



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